the toilet saga

this rocks. one day after i say ill try to keep my mouth shut, i use it again in a not-very-nice way.

Scene: KFC (Toa Payoh HDB Hub)
Cast: Eddy Hirono, KFC auntie in cubicle, lets just call her See Bei Lao

[Eddy walks to the cubicle door (only one toilet for both sexes) and pulls. Door doesn't budge. Thinking he has to push it, Eddy pushes door forward]

See Bei Lao: "La yi ci jiu hao le lar, la na me duo ci!! KNN" (english translation: can't u just pull once instead of pulling so many times!! hokkien vulgarity)

Eddy: [pissed (as in, angry, not urinated..can't urinate when the stupid auntie still inside)] "wo la men, ni la du zi la!!" (english translation: I pull door, u have diarrhoea!!)

See Bei Lao: KNN!! (hokkien vulgarity again.)

[Eddy fears the person behind the door could be a serial killer/hitwoman/pro wrestler/anyone who cud possibly hurt him and flees back to his table and his two crispy breasts.]

[auntie walks out of cubicle and looks around for the person who just shouted at her. auntie walks away looking puzzled and furious.]

[exeunt]

as u can see, i didnt really try very hard to keep my mouth shut today. and had i not fled back to the safety of my table and continued eating my chicken innocently, i might have been i dunno...choked to death by a roll of toilet paper stuffed down my throat by the auntie? who looks like she is permanently pms-ing by the way.

so i promise ill TRY to shut that trap of mine.

gtg sleep now.