WHY???!?!?!?!?!??!!?

guinness are DUMBBBB. below is an e-mail from them in reply to my fantastic proposal of a new world record attempt.
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Reference: WC137554
Membership Number: 133814

Dear Mr Hirono

Thank you for your enquiry regarding your intention to attempt the record for 'Most number of crutch-hops on the spot'. This is not of interest, but we suggest instead that you attempt our existing record for 'Fastest 100 m on crutches'.
There is not currently a record in this category. However, you may wish to check with us again prior to making an attempt to be sure that a new record has not been accepted in the interim. We have attached our specific guidelines for this category which details the requirements you must follow to make your attempt. You should ensure that all those participating and those witnessing the attempt are aware of the contents of these guidelines. We would also draw your attention to the specific authentication we require when you come to make your claim for this category. This is in addition to the general authentication requirements as detailed in the Record Breakers Pack you already have.

Once the record has been attempted and you have compiled your claim and completed the Agreement Regarding Supporting Materials (included in the Record Breakers Pack), all the information should be sent to us here at:GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS338 EUSTON ROADLONDON NW1 3BDUNITED KINGDOMOnce the record has been attempted and you have compiled your claim and completed the standard record agreement form, they should be sent to us here at: GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS, 338 EUSTON ROAD, LONDON NW1 3BD, UNITED KINGDOM

Once you know the exact date on which you'll be attempting your record, please let us know by visiting the TRACKING section of our website. Simply follow this link - http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/tracking - and enter your membership ID and password. You will then be able to alter the date of your attempt and confirm it by ticking the checkbox. Should you not have online access you can always contact us by post, or telephone, quoting the appropriate membership numbers.

Please ensure that your Reference WC number (above) is clearly marked on your package and all documentation.

If you should require any further information, please do not hesitate to get in contact with us. Otherwise, we hope the attempt goes well and look forward to hearing from you in the future.

Yours sincerely,
Scott Christie
Records Research Services
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WTF..my dreams shattered. just like that.