i was really bored and so i decided to go to engrish.com...GOOD DECISION!! i laffed till my ass dropped off. no really. i might look funny now and become the BUTT of many jokes that insensitive ASSHOLES CRACK, but hey i wun be pissed..its not like im ANAL or something. and u guys wun have the CHEEK to do it anyway. ok that was a horrible attempt at being funny. so i'll leave it to Mr Akirayunomotoyahijukurawosarawanakatainamotosuzukimitsubishihitachidaikinkoizumi, whom i BUMped into (haha not funny.), to tell you a little about my homeland, Japan.

take it away, Mr Akirayunomotoyahijukurawosarawanakatainamotosuzukimitsubishihitachidaikinkoizumi

tharnk yu eddi,in da warld ofu japanesu foodo, there are a many many sarprising thing dato yu can find, for exampru, insecto with eggu.
http://engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=lice-omlet.jpg&category=Menus&date=2005-12-29

chocoretto in the japan isu also very intaresteeng. and chocoretto name also sometime contradicto.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=bigmini.jpg&category=Chocolate&date=1997-12-30

another chocoretto name. this time very typicarl of japanese culture. very very darty.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=woody.jpg&category=Chocolate&date=2002-10-01

in the japan we have many many intaresting fruitsu. we have square watameron, US$100 rockmeron, ando very very beegu fuji apple. but we now also havu...COMING LEMONS!!
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=Coming.jpg&category=Candy&date=1996-07-20

also, we here in japan like very weirdo drinku. we like meat, and we like drinku, so we mix togethar!! hahhaaha very crever neh!! and not justo ani meato, but kat and monkee!
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=monkeyfizz.jpg&category=Drinks&date=2004-05-24

more about weirdo drinku. we japaneesu also very rike to drink human bodily fruids. and if possiburu, with peach flavar too!!
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=coolpis.jpg&category=Drinks&date=2003-11-28

buto enuffu of foodo ando drinku. rets talk abouto the japanese raws. in other country, minar no arow to havu seksu, only 16 and abarv then arow. but in japan, no need to wait so rong, once 12 and abarv, can havu seksu!! justo read rulu nambar 3 in this rist.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=yomiuriland-gondola.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2005-11-30

more about seksu. japan raw also do not arow seksu during the work.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=prohibition-on-penetration.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2005-11-21

japan raw also do not arow usu to burn firemen.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=dont-burn-the-fire-chief.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2005-05-23

japan raw also do not arow shittizens to fight at home, buto if harv to, we can buy weapans from this departmento store.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=housewar-appliances.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2005-03-15

and rastry, a new rule in japan. every floor must have a toiretto. and the toiretto musto be asu beegu asu the robby.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=shitthing.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2004-09-01