DRAMAFESTE!!

it was a great night that i enjoyed thoroughly and it was well worth the money. morrison-richardson very deservedly won best overall production as i thought it was brilliant and was also my personal favourite. and gao shen fully deserved his "best actor" award as i felt he was flawless. (he only won it cos i wasnt there, my unstoppable talent on stage winning me the award over him last year at aj) haha kidding. gao shen was so so good on friday night, it left me wondering just how i managed it last year. fluke maybe. but anyway congrats to him. and i thot best actress was brilliant too. unfortunately im not sure how to spell her name. sindu? xindu? sindoo? something like that lar. and congrats navjote!!

however, before dramafeste started, mcdonalds tried their best to dampen our spirits. while i was at floorball getting completely owned by the teachers, abel jovian shiyun roland ying ordered macs delivery at 545 for all of us, and they were assured their food would arrive by 630. then they received a call saying it wud come at 645 i think. so 630 came and went...645 came and went...and the food only came at like 705. WTF WTF. we were left with no time to eat and we had to bring the food to the PAC and luckily xinling was kind enough to allow us to keep our food underneath a table outside. and we had to gobble our food up as quick as we could during the 10-minute interval. DARNED MACS. shitfaces.

back to dramafeste, i felt the entertainment while the judges were deciding the winners was good, but cud have been so much better. especially the segment where they got cast/crew members to go on stage and produce a "video" to help them score a date. reuben was GREAT as gollum. navjote was quite funny as a malay woman, but i felt tinky-winky and michael jackson were not funny at all. a shame really, as those two characters had the MOST potential to be funny. but oh well, they prob tried their best, so credit to them anyway! oh. i forgot to mention jireh. HE WAS BRILLIANT AS WHITNEY HOUSTON ON CRACK. BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

oh and during floorball, while chasing after a long ball, i ran too fast, tripped on the ball (flattening it in the process), lost my balance, and started sliding towards the fire hydrant at the corner of the indoor gym. i tried to avoid it, but only succeeded in pushing myself towards the corner of the wall, OUCH. suffered several friction-burns, quite bad bruising, and got laughed at by the spectators haha. but im fine, right arm and back hurt like shit but went to see the doc and he said the arm is just heavily bruised, while my back was probably slightly overstretched or something. so i guess im still going for touch rug training tmr.

what makes the injury worse was the fact that i played like absolute crap. i wudnt mind suffering twice the pain if i got injured while scoring a goal, like maybe tucking the ball in and then having two opponents sandwich me in attempted tackles and their goalkeeper falling on my head. but no..the whole afternoon i was SHIT.

and i just realised that sounds like morten gamst pedersen pulling his hamstring (or maybe shud call it gamstring) while scoring the winner past arsenal in blackburn's win against arsenal last night. SCREW U MORTEN GAMST PEDERSEN. asshole why didnt u pull ur gamstring a minute earlier? loser retard. now arsenal are gonna have to win the champions league to qualify for next seasons champs league.

1-0 against real madrid. 0-1 against blackburn. is that evidence of inconsistency? NAH. arsenal have been very consistent this season. consistent in being good one match and bad the next. theyve been consistent in being inconsistent. am i making sense? anw gtg do heart of darkness now. SCREW BLACKBURN. i hope pedersen realises its not a pulled hamstring but rather a broken pelvis and tailbone and spine instead. and bellamy too. the short useless tattooed shitface shud burn in hell.

first day at school BALD. actually not bald lar. just really really really short hair. ok FINE. near-bald. whatever. very mixed responses. there was the "hey u look better in this!" and the "nice nice, not bad" and on the other hand, i got the "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA WTF WTF U LOOK LIKE A DINOSAUR!!" screw u abel.here's a list of reasons why i dun look like a dino.

1) ok.....so really, how on earth do i look like a dinosaur? i CANNOT imagine myself scurrying across fields chasing after stupid humans who disturb us THREE TIMES (jurassic park 1,2,3) knowing they could very well get their asses eaten by our long....long....FANGS. (tsktsk what were you thinking?)

2) or maybe abel means i look like a brontosaurus, not a velociraptor scurrying through tall grass or a t-rex running after a jeep. but STILL, i CANNOT imagine myself picking up leaves from faraway trees and grass from acres away with help from my long...long.........neck. (tsktsk dirtyminded once again.)

3) as i dun have a long neck or long fangs, i really do not think i look dino-ish. the only thing that's long about me is my long...long......reach during floorball matches. PLUS dinos dun have short hair? i dun even think they have hair. unless abel's saying they actually all have short hair but they go for regular waxing. HAHHAHAA imagine that. NOW. picture a brontosaurus waxing a t-rex.

(dialogue below is in official dinosaur language: jurassic)
Bronto: now rex, i need you to relax. HEY THAT RHYMES! "rex", "relax"!!
t-rex: no it doesn't!! before i bite your neck, get on with the wax!
bronto: hey that rhymes again!! "rex", "relax", "wax"!!
t-rex: SHUT UP! u want a taste of my whacks?
bronto: HEY THAT RHYMES AGAIN! "rex", "relax", "wax", "whacks"! couldn't tell you were a poet, rex! us brontos have no talents whatsoever.
t-rex: i'll kill you if you don't get on with the waxing. by the way, you brontos ARE useless beings with ridiculously long necks.
bronto: HEY THAT RHYMES AGAIN! "rex", "relax", "wax", "whacks", "necks"! you've excelled yourself REX!!

and the t-rex ate the brontosaurus up cos i realise i've digressed too much. for no reason at all.

4) lastly, but most importantly, why i cannot look like a dinosaur. dinosaurs are not generally regarded to be cute/hot/handsome/charming/dashing whereas I........................................................AM. haha :D

but even if i do look like a dinosaur, at least im not alone! there's always yam beside me. :D (psst..he's bald too :D)

havent blogged in a really long while and quite frankly nothing much has changed. more memorable moments? i guess i do have a few..

1) mavis shib and charles coming to b34 holding a piece of paper with the words "EAT CAKE ABEL IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY" and bought me hazelnut chocolate.. :D. it was really quite funny and thoughtful and..and..and touching..[sobs uncontrollably]. yar right. ok maybe it was touching yes..but it takes a lot for me to cry.

2) and just when i say it takes a lot for me to cry, the past two weeks have been a torture for me. blardy stupid cold making my nose as blocked as...hmm i dunno...a 10-metre wide canal with yam sitting in it? haha sorry yam. i digress. as i was saying, it's been a torture cos i sneeze so frequently and i sneeze so HARD. SO HARD, that i actually start CRYING. NO SHIT. im perfectly serious here. my eyes just start to water, and before i know it teardrops are climbing down the sides of my very very good-looking face. and then my eyes turn freaking red. and my chest feels freaking tight. and overall, i feel like shit.

3) (i) but besides the stupid virus making me feel like absolute crap, there have been other positives. FLOORBALL for one. last week, the j2 floorballers whacked buckle-buckley 4-0 and i scored 2!! one from a nerve-wracking penalty, the other in the last second of the match when the opponent curiously passed the ball straight to me, and i duly repaid his faith in me by scoring to heap further misery on the buckleyans. crap lar, scoring against my own house. that said, the scoreline probably flattered us, as the buckley team wasnt that bad, its just that they had two substitutes and we had 11. haha big difference in the second half when legs started to tire and we were able to put on fresh legs all the time. says a lot when the halftime score was 0-0 and then we whack them 4-0. oh and the most retarded part of the game? when i scored my second goal to make it 4-0, i wheeled away in delight and slid on the floor for about 2 metres. bad decision. the friction caused an old wound to re-open. im a retard.

3) (ii) and just now, we played our second match against morrison-richardson, who along with moor-tarbet, are the strongest teams in this years inter-house floorball championship. i must say our team did make some stupid mistakes and gave away the ball unnecessarily, but overall, we showed tremendous fighting spirit to launch superb comebacks to win the game. halftime it was 0-0, but after ten minutes we were down 2-0 due to brilliant blitzkrieg tactics by the j1s, who really stunned us. having rested enough from my exhausting but ultimately ineffective 6 minutes in the first half, i came on and knew that our team faced an uphill battle to come back from the jaws of defeat. but within seconds of coming on, i got the ball on the right after a brilliant pass, and turned it into the middle hoping someone could react quickly and tap it in. and we did put it in!! so 2-1. then we got a penalty for a high-stick foul. and once again i was pushed up to take it. (i swear it fucking sux to take a penalty when ur under such pressure, knowing that if you score, your team will be level again, and if you don't, u'll feel freaking guilty and lousy) but i had no choice, and luckily i scored. so 2-2!! and we celebrated like mad. but just after that, we let in another retarded goal and it was 3-2 and at that moment we all hung our heads and thought it was overbut hey i put in another cross and it was converted again for 3-3!! and minutes later, 4-3!! and then i came off and hats off to the guys who stayed on the court. they fought for every ball and even though mr had two GOLDEN opportunities to equalise, the guys on court really defended well and managed to eat up all the seconds left till the buzzer sounded, to cap a remarkable comeback!! well done j2 floorball!! two wins from two, eight goals scored, three conceded.

note: though i almost got sent off because there was this j1 who kept tackling me from behind and being really rough and i got pissed and SHOVED him. luckily luckily hockey tan wasn't looking. heng ar

so basically thats it. my birthday, floorball and the dreaded virus. nothing else much happened (i think)

gtg sleep now. my nose is still damn stuck. wtf