Saturday, January 21, 2006

arsenal lost yet again. at home they play like they have a good shot at wresting the title back from chelski and their sugar daddy abramo-rich. away from home, they play like sunderland, and coupled wif terrible luck and terrible officiating, the result is small teams with no right to even have a sniff at arsenal end up grinding out results like everton did last night.

james beattie did very well to score everton's winner in the 13th minute, credit to him. however, the way our defence tried to prevent him from getting a sniff at goal was terrible. wait a minute. i said "tried". they didn't actually.

a long hopeful ball from some evertonian who probably had no intention of actually playing the ball to beattie, just pumping the ball and hoping like some amateur 10-year-old that it would fall for a teammate. and it did. beattie bulldozed his way past both campbell and senderos easily and dinked it over lehmann when he came out and tried to deal with the situation. no offence to beattie, but that goal is hardly gonna be considered a great/classic goal and questions must be asked about our defence. i know that kolo toure and eboue are away at the african nations cup and that has affected our defence, with kerrea gilbert given his premiership debut at rightback and lauren switched over to the left, but a central defensive pairing of senderos and campbell shud not have made an error like that. shameful.

and our attack was woefully inefficient. probing and probing and probing but with no end-product except for that fantastic move which saw ljungberg's shot parried onto the post. so so unlucky for him, still waiting for his first goal of the season.

anyway i think gilbert had a good debut and i think arsenal are dam unlucky bcos we have so many capable right backs, but on the left...what can i say. we have lauren, eboue, gilbert, toure if needed, on the right, but then on the left, we have ashley cole and gael clichy, who're both injured. and beyond those two? CYGAN! pascal "zinedine" cygan. who sux.

and i think arsenal cannot achieve second place in the league anymore. theyre too far behind liverpool and i think realistically, we shud be aming for 3rd/4th. but this is a season of transition for wenger's wonkers, and i believe next year we will be stronger than ever, provided we get a world-class central midfielder to kick gilberto from the team.

mark my words.

Monday, January 09, 2006

i was really bored and so i decided to go to engrish.com...GOOD DECISION!! i laffed till my ass dropped off. no really. i might look funny now and become the BUTT of many jokes that insensitive ASSHOLES CRACK, but hey i wun be pissed..its not like im ANAL or something. and u guys wun have the CHEEK to do it anyway. ok that was a horrible attempt at being funny. so i'll leave it to Mr Akirayunomotoyahijukurawosarawanakatainamotosuzukimitsubishihitachidaikinkoizumi, whom i BUMped into (haha not funny.), to tell you a little about my homeland, Japan.

take it away, Mr Akirayunomotoyahijukurawosarawanakatainamotosuzukimitsubishihitachidaikinkoizumi

tharnk yu eddi,in da warld ofu japanesu foodo, there are a many many sarprising thing dato yu can find, for exampru, insecto with eggu.
http://engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=lice-omlet.jpg&category=Menus&date=2005-12-29

chocoretto in the japan isu also very intaresteeng. and chocoretto name also sometime contradicto.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=bigmini.jpg&category=Chocolate&date=1997-12-30

another chocoretto name. this time very typicarl of japanese culture. very very darty.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=woody.jpg&category=Chocolate&date=2002-10-01

in the japan we have many many intaresting fruitsu. we have square watameron, US$100 rockmeron, ando very very beegu fuji apple. but we now also havu...COMING LEMONS!!
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=Coming.jpg&category=Candy&date=1996-07-20

also, we here in japan like very weirdo drinku. we like meat, and we like drinku, so we mix togethar!! hahhaaha very crever neh!! and not justo ani meato, but kat and monkee!
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=monkeyfizz.jpg&category=Drinks&date=2004-05-24

more about weirdo drinku. we japaneesu also very rike to drink human bodily fruids. and if possiburu, with peach flavar too!!
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=coolpis.jpg&category=Drinks&date=2003-11-28

buto enuffu of foodo ando drinku. rets talk abouto the japanese raws. in other country, minar no arow to havu seksu, only 16 and abarv then arow. but in japan, no need to wait so rong, once 12 and abarv, can havu seksu!! justo read rulu nambar 3 in this rist.

http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=yomiuriland-gondola.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2005-11-30

more about seksu. japan raw also do not arow seksu during the work.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=prohibition-on-penetration.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2005-11-21

japan raw also do not arow usu to burn firemen.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=dont-burn-the-fire-chief.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2005-05-23

japan raw also do not arow shittizens to fight at home, buto if harv to, we can buy weapans from this departmento store.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=housewar-appliances.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2005-03-15

and rastry, a new rule in japan. every floor must have a toiretto. and the toiretto musto be asu beegu asu the robby.
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=shitthing.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2004-09-01

Thursday, January 05, 2006

koped off shib's blog.

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before? talk to a female for more than 5min? haha.(refer to prev entry) apply for an attempt at a guinness world record?
2. Did you keep your new year's resolutions,and will you make more for next year? no resolution, and yes..see prev entry.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? no
4. Did anyone close to you die?ditto
5. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005? abs hahaha. hmm diligence?
7. What dates from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? my birthday in aj, the us trip, first day in rj, first day me, edmond, gary decided to stop keeping to ourselves and trying to get to know our classmates in aj
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? best actor at aj dramanight is the only achievement i can think of. haha i suck.
9. What was your biggest failure? not working harder
10. Did you suffer illness or injury? abscess in the thigh, leading to an operation to cut up flesh, crutches for two weeks blarblar refer to prev entry
11. What was the best thing you bought? sony network walkman
12. Whose behavior merited celebration? jovian.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? my mum? haha sometimes lar though i know she loves me and wat she does is for my own good.
14. Where did most of your money go? eating. definitely.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? us trip. first day in rj.
16. What songs will always remind you of 2005? "helena - my chemical romance", "honesty - billy joel", "dragostea din tei - o-zone" (hafta agree wif yam!), "love somebody like you - keith urban"
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? happier.
b) thinner or fatter? HAHAHAHAAH fatter. definitely.
c) richer or poorer? richer. slightly.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of? play soccer. talk to friends. being considerate
19. What do you wish you'd done less of? joking? haha. slacking.
20. How will you be spending Christmas? spent. with relatives and i ate a hell lot.
21. Did you fall in love in 2005? yes.
22. How many one-night stands? lost count. :D
23. What was your favorite TV program? whose line is it anyway? does epl count?
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn'thate this time last year? tt durai?
25. What was the best book you read? 50 things you should know
26. What was your greatest musical discovery? billy joel, my chemical romance, anne murray, o-zone??!?! hahaha kidding on the last one
27. What did you want and get? wanted lotsa stuff i didnt need like expensive clothes and network walkman etc and got them.
28. What did you want and not get? better grades? more freedom.
29. What was your favorite film of this year? "goal", "40 year old virgin", "dude where's my car?" (not from this year, but i watched it twice again this year so what the hell)
30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? 17. spent it in school. aj classmates really touched me as it was the first time my classmates bought me a cake and sang me a song. almost touched to tears.
31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? a lot more soccer. definitely.
32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005? heck care? t-shirt jeans.
33.What kept you sane? am i sane?
34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? thierry henry
35. What political issue stirred you the most? tt durai and the nkf shit
36. Who did you miss? ben tham and gary.
37. Who was the best new person you met? tough one. shall chicken out.
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson: "if you be nice to people and get slapped in the face, try to still be nice to them" i know it sounds like bullshit but really, be nice, people.